From the GM Junk Heap: Chevy Vega Wagon (My First Hunting Rig)

I read this the other day and it brought back some weird memories:

In the early 1970s, following the shock of the Arab oil embargo, American automakers needed to show they could compete against Asia's popular compact cars. The Chevrolet Vega may not have consumed a lot of gasoline, but it earned a bad reputation for burning through motor oil. The Vega's light-weight aluminum engine was the culprit...

Why I ever bought a Vega and a station wagon at that is one of the biggest mysteries of my life. Not exactly a chick magnet for a kid going off to college, but I had to drive 8 hours one way to Carson-Newman in TN and haul stuff. The Vega got me there and back for 5 years (didn't make it in 4) and never let me down.

One time coming home I got a speeding ticket, which back then was a $5 fine and no points on the TN side. The officer wrote the citation, grinned and drawled, “Didn’t know that sucker'd do 70.” He was not far off. Rev that baby over 55 and it sounded like the aluminum engine was gonna blow up.

The Vega was my first hunting and fishing rig, bought with money made working summers humping furniture for Bekins Van Lines. I stuffed a lot of dead and bloody turkeys, squirrels, quail and deer in the back, along with bows, guns, bags of camo and other junk.

My dad and I made a wooden frame that attached to the luggage rack, and that let me  load up to three 17-foot Grummans on top. We have world-class river smallmouth fishing where I grew up and still live in VA (3- to 5-pounders, huge for stream smallies); a lot of the miles I put on the Vega were running back and forth to the Rappahannock and Rapidan rivers in the summers. With 3 canoes on top, the Vega was neither aerodynamic nor maneuverable. But it was small and light, and so when we got stuck in the mud down by a river, me and the boys just picked her up. 

One night in college I was driving to the store and hit an opossum. I remember the hellacious bang and thump like it was yesterday. That critter ripped the whole plastic underside from the front of the car (lot of plastic on the Vega). I didn't have any money to fix it, so I rode around with half a front end. A buddy dubbed the Vega the “Possum Cruiser,” and it stuck. My wife, whom I met in college, hated that car. She still falls down laughing when the Possum Cruiser comes up in conversation: What were ya thinking when you bought that thing? 

But all in all, not a bad ride for $2,700 brand new and loaded.

Doubt you can top the Vega, but what was your first hunting rig? comment

Comments
pappa necbone's Gravatar A 1974 Buick Appollo!!! $4,000 brand new. It was Buick's take off on the chevy Nova. It had a hatch back and the back seat folded down, So not only guns and gear went back there. LOL. Like you Mike that car brings back great memories and still had it when I married my wife. Shut it off and the 6 banger would run backwards for 20 minutes, sounded just like Uncle Buck's car The Beast. My wife's neighbor said after we got married he couldn't go to sleep at first, he was waiting for me to pull in and here the Appollo run backwards for half an hour. LOL. Me and my buddies still talk about the old Appollo and like your wife, my wife absoulelty hated it!!!!
# Posted By pappa necbone | 2/25/10 11:36 AM
Bolt's Gravatar Not really my first hunting rig, but my first hunting trips were stuck in the middle of a 50's Chevy pickup with my father and his hunting buddy, both of whom smoked a pipe! If only we had a Vega wagon, at least I could have sat in the back, rolled down the window, and BREATHED!!
# Posted By Bolt | 2/25/10 11:37 AM
Big Daddy's Gravatar my first rig of any sorts was a powder blue1962 Chevy panel truck...with a V6 3 speed stick on the column.. and a twin size bed mattress on the floor....thing didn't have the power to get out of it's own way an got stuck on wet grass! But on Friday nights after a game I'd get out the football locker room an .... I DID BAG A BUNCH OF GROOVY CHICKS ON THE MATTRESS!!!!!
# Posted By Big Daddy | 2/25/10 12:10 PM
ian in wisconsin's Gravatar 2006 toyota prius dumped the "space wagon" by the boys in their f150s now i drive a 2002 ford explorer never was able to put a deer on that prius for hanback tho might just have to pose for a photo shoot lol in camo and the babyblue ride
# Posted By ian in wisconsin | 2/25/10 1:13 PM
ian in wisconsin's Gravatar and i unlike big daddy had no luck with the ladies in the prius lol big daddy thats classic "groovy chicks" sound like my dad and uncles all u old timers haha right from the 70's
# Posted By ian in wisconsin | 2/25/10 1:23 PM
jstreet's Gravatar Mike,

You forgot to mention that Vegas would rust if they sat in the rain for five minutes...lol.....BTW, I had a buddy in high school
who stuffed a 327 in a Vega. It's was ridiculously fast.........
# Posted By jstreet | 2/25/10 1:23 PM
Curt's Gravatar Mike,
Here's one for ya. In high school, my Vega station wagon was bright orange. I worked at McDonalds. I wore rust colored polyester & drove a bright orange Vega wagon. Not exactly a snatch magnet! You should have seen the look on my wife's face the when I showed up for our first date. I knew I had her after she went out with me in that thing. Twenty-seven years later we still laugh about it. Thanks for the "trip" down memory lane.
# Posted By Curt | 2/25/10 1:55 PM
Dean Weimer's Gravatar Technically mine was a Vega also. Although my brother, Dr. Dan, bought that beauty second hand from our new sister-in-law to be. Dan drove first, so I was at his mercy. We used to ride that hunk of junk to our woods and back, so dad didn't have to drive us out any longer. That thing was a collectors dream...a junk collector, that is. LOL!
# Posted By Dean Weimer | 2/25/10 2:09 PM
DougInWisconsin's Gravatar Mine was a 1971 AMC Hornet. I paid a whopping $100 for it before my freshman year at UW-Platteville. I drove it until my senior year when I had to abandon it because the frame rusted away from the body. It had the clearest AM radio ever! Also had pointed hubcaps! Didn't have A/C but had a setting called "Desert" which just blew air from outside. Loved that car!
# Posted By DougInWisconsin | 2/25/10 2:47 PM
indiancreekpsychopathic's Gravatar 1981 Ford F100 long bed with a 300 straight 6, automatic, and factory AM single speaker stereo. It got worse gas mileage than a v8 and had half the power. Wasn't the best looking truck around, but I had a lot of good times in it.
# Posted By indiancreekpsychopathic | 2/25/10 5:38 PM
Reuben's Gravatar Great Story Mike

1979 Toyata 4x4 c/w dog box and rack for hounds between roll bar. Not sure what the teachers thought of the kid who always had a truck full of critters... Still brings a smile to my face when I think about times in that truck, just glad it couldn't talk!! Now it's a GM full of baby seats and dog box that brings the smile to my face!

All the Best
# Posted By Reuben | 2/26/10 8:03 AM
Cody's Gravatar Great post Mike, I love to hear stories like that. You guys defintely had it worse than I did lol. Mine was nothing fancy but at the same time I didn't have to pay for it so it was awesome lol. '97 4x4 Nissan pickup. Straight cab, straight drive, and a 4 cyl. Somebody mentioned this earlier but I also always said the truck didn't have enough power to get out of it's own way :) I loved that little truck though, made an awesome hunting truck. Mud didn't bother and you could snake it through trees pretty well if you had to. My brother had been driving it now for almost three years and he's fallen in love with it. I upgraded to a 2000 F150 when I was 18, had the Nissan for almost three years). I really did love that truck, one of the best looking ones I had seen. Just a couple inches of lift with 305 nitto's and 16" american racing wheels, flowmasters. It was awesome. Sold that when gas hit almost $4.00 about 2 years ago and downsized again :/ to an 03 Toyota Tacoma. Really like the little truck. It's got a v6 and is a 5 spd so it's fun to drive but like I said, it's small. Strong for its size but sooooo small. I can reach the passengers door without hardly leaning. ANd I'm only 6'2" :) I'm almost done with college though :) so when I start making a little more money I'd love to get a diesel F-250, have always wanted one.

Cody
# Posted By Cody | 2/26/10 10:59 AM
TDHoward's Gravatar Fun Stuff!
My first go anywhere rig was a 1968 Ford Ranger Pickup. Straight 6, three on the tree. It was actually Dad's farm truck. It was FADED aqua blue and had an orange tailgate. The camper top's windows were all so oxidized you could'nt have seen through'em with an Xray machine.
I drove it around my senior year in HS, carried all kinds of crap in it's greasy, manure and hay covered box.
It would follow just about any rutted logging road and I don't recall ever getting stuck.
Absolutely NOT a chick magnet, but for hunting and fishing there was nothing better!
The 72 Honda 450 Scrambler was for impressing the girls....I thought.
# Posted By TDHoward | 2/26/10 11:13 AM
Passthru's Gravatar 1971 Chevelle Malibu. Big trunk that eaily carried a few deer around. Also easy to clean out. The next was a 1978 full-size Blazer that was brown and white, full-time 4 wheel drive and appropriately named the "Deer Slayer". I loved that truck. On the best of days it got about 8-9 miles per gallon.
# Posted By Passthru | 2/26/10 11:29 AM
Brandon Clark's Gravatar 1989 honda civic hatchback
# Posted By Brandon Clark | 2/26/10 12:12 PM
Ike P's Gravatar Mike,

My first hunting vehivle was a 1989 For Bronco II. It had a 3in lift kit and 32"x11.50" Armstrong tires. It was gppd in the mud. I kind if wish I still had it.
# Posted By Ike P | 2/27/10 10:17 PM